Some One-liners & reflections

E-coli hit both vans: Gerrianne could run faster if could take a sh*t
Jodi concealed slap bracelet in her bra so it wouldn't get taken at finish line
Jessica: I smell sh*t, do you smell sh*t, OMG I am wearing it!!!
Keeneland has tailgaters that have never been in to see a race!
Runner gets bit by dog: users rabid squirrel shine chaser shirt for
medical advise
Runners have learned the meaning of running hills and the deceptive
topo map on web
Phenomena: our runners run faster in the dark.
Cow eyes are scary at night
Max experiences a command he has never heard before "DUCK!"
Lisa beats boys, leaves them crying in her tracks
Super tarp seats 50
Annie avoids collision with cars
3 shot Michelle goes Wild Turkey
Snuggie, Tuggie, and the new "Skanket" by Nick
Jet stream rains falling walnuts on Max
Walmonds and alnuts
If you have to puke, do it downhill
Nick " The announcer" 3-1-0 !!!
Perry and Frank
"If I gotta stay, you have to keep me lubricated"
"Nickolicious"
"You guys jealous? Because I can STAND in the van"
Dave scratches the crosswalk- wiki wiki wait
Joe blinds van 1 with a moon
Max meets state trooper-77 in a 65
Max finds penny on heads-the luck we needed for our great trip